Nope its not sex on the tap. Don’t get me wrong that’s nice but you can always head out somewhere, drink a bit, chat up a five, head home and then shock yourself in the morning once the alcohol has worn off. No what I really, really miss about not having a significant other is having to iron my own shirts, especially now that I work somewhere where for four days of the week I have to wear pants, shirt and a tie (ah the days of going to work in shorts and flip-flops).

I wonder whether I should use this as a closer the next time I’m out, “umm…I have a Rival Premium Iron with auto-shut off, care to finish that drink and come try it out?”

Somehow I don’t think that would fly.