Life as I know it… 

Up at 6am to a bloody annoying Samsung alarm (actually I’m up a bit before the alarm goes off, wondering why I can’t sleep and dreading the alarm going off) 

Shower, shave, etc, etc…chow down on some brekkie and into the car at 7.25

Sit in traffic on the 23, barrel down the 101 at breakneck speed 

Sit in office at 8.05

Wonder how in the fuck I’m going to get my 8 client billable hours out today

Eat an energy bar at 10.00

Keep wondering

Salad at 1.00, it maybe healthy but it still tastes like shit…gooey, green shit a cow shat out…

Still wondering

6.30pm, make some shit up for my client billables 

Head to the gym

Lift weights, run until 8.05 

Head home on a mercifully traffic free freeway

Eat some pol sambol, parippu and bread 

Surf the net, think that I should really be doing something constructive like reading my camera manual or scheduling that credit card payment, respond to some long overdue emails, etc, etc…but that just takes too much effort

Still surfing net

9.30 go to sleep…

Repeat

See anything at odds with this lifestyle and being an island boy at heart?